Essay Contest
Grand Prize $100

In an effort to stem the virulent spread of seriousness throughout the world I am
instituting an essay contest with a $100 Grand Prize.

Contest Rules

 Your essay needs to include anything bad, slanderous, scandalous and evil about me, Dantalion Jones, in any way possible.   The more you include "mind control" the better.  

  Your essay will be judged based on how well you can balance outrageousness with the appearance of credibility. Creativity is important so don't be limited by the truth. The more outrageous the better. 
For example:
  • "Dantalion Jones has no integrity."  gets a C minus.
  • "Dantalion Jones is insensitive/only in it for the money."   gets a C.
  • "Dantalion Jones injured me by ...." gets a C.
  • "Dantalion Jones trained me to be a mind control slave." gets a B minus
  • "Dantalion Jones trained me to be a mind control slave and here are the pictures." Gets a B or an  A depending on the pictures. 
  • "Dantalion Jones works for (name a government agency)" Gets a B.
  • "Dantalion Jones works for (name an international agency)." Gets a B plus.
  • Any name dropping of famous people in the public domain; Dick Cheney, Oprah Winfrey,  The Pope,  Barack Obama, L Ron Hubbard etc. gets a A minus. 
  • Any reference to Dantalion Jones as part of a world wide conspiracies such as Illuminati, Free Masons,  The Tri Lateral  Commission, etc gets an A. 
  • "Dantalion Jones is really a human/reptilian hybrid here is my story." Gets an A.
  • "Dantalion Jones is a human/reptilian hybrid here is my youtube video proving it " gets an A plus!!

  Your submissions must include the URL www.MindControl101.com somewhere in the text.

  Essays of less than 1000 words are preferred but if they are good I'll take them of any length.

  Your submission can take the form of a letter, email, legal document, police report, government report or proclamation.

  Only entries submitted in the survey form below will be accepted.  If you need to, take your time and be creative then come back and cut-and-paste your essay into the form below.

  All essay submissions become property of Dantalion Jones and will be used as I see fit.

  Your name will only be used with your permission.

   You may enter as many times as you like!!

  This contest will end February 28th 2008.  


To Read Some Sample Essays Already Submitted
Click Here

The Prizes    

.The Grand Prize
Winner will get $100 sent via paypal
(make sure you have a paypal account - no exceptions)

First Place
Winner will get my three books "Perfected Mind Control",  "Mind Control 101" and
"The Forbidden Book Of Getting What You Want".

Second Place
Winner will get a copy of "The Forbidden Book Of Getting What You Want".

Remember Seriousness is a disease.
Be Creative and HAVE FUN!!!!      

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